"Likeable"


I'm likeable [x4]

Cause I'm likeable, they all say
Wouldn't have it any other way
And there's no other reason things go my way
I'm just likeable night and day

No hidden motives and no master plan
Strangers come up, want to shake my hand
It's in my makeup, make 'em feel at ease
Without intending to I always please
Cause I'm likeable, they all say
Wouldn't have it any other way
And there's no other reason things go my way
I'm just likeable night and day

No-one ever wears a frown when they see me coming round
When they see me coming round no-one ever wears a frown
No-one ever wears a frown when they see me coming round

And I'm likeable come what may
That, in sums, my resume
And whatever the season they beg me to say
Cause I'm likeable come what may

I'm at a bar, they all want to pay
Men, women, old and young, straight and gay
Receiving favours for what I am
Seems rather strange, but I understand

Cause I'm likeable, they all say
Wouldn't have it any other way
And there's no other reason things go my way
I'm just likeable night and day

And I'm likeable come what may
That, in sums, my resume
And whatever the season they beg me to say
Cause I'm likeable come what may

Cause I'm likeable, they all say
Wouldn't have it any other way
And there's no other reason things go my way
I'm just likeable night and day
No-one ever wears a frown when they see me coming round
When they see me coming round no-one ever wears a frown
No-one ever wears a frown when they see me coming round

Likeable, they all say
Wouldn't have it any other way
Likeable, come what may
That, in sums, my resume

Wonder what it feels like to be in love
How would you describe it, like a push or shove
Guess I keep pretending this is all I need
Wanting more than what I have might appear as greed
Cause I'm likeable, they all say
Wouldn't have it any other way
And there's no other reason things go my way
I'm just likeable night and day
And I'm likeable, come what may
That, in sums, my resume
And whatever the season they beg me to stay
Cause I'm likeable, come what may

No-one ever wears a frown when they see me coming round
When they see me coming round no-one ever wears a frown
No-one ever wears a frown when they see me coming round
When they see me coming round no-one ever wears a frown

I don't care if you love me, just so you like me
I don't care if you love me, just so you like me
I don't care if you love me, just so you like me
I don't care if you love me, just so you like me
Like me like me like me like me like...

"Limo Driver (Welcome To Hollywood)"


[LIMO DRIVER:]
Mr. Bergman, sir, welcome to our town
Hollywood is here for you, I got a feeling you will love our town.

[INGMAR BERGMAN:]
Excuse me, where are we going? I am Ingmar Bergman! What
am I doing here?

[LIMO DRIVER:]
Lovely weather, sir. Like a little air? Maybe it’s too warm for you,
I know you’re used to really frigid air.

[INGMAR BERGMAN:]
Excuse me, where are we going? I am Ingmar Bergman!
What am I doing here? I am Ingmar Bergman! I demand to know
where we’re going.

[LIMO DRIVER:]
Have you ever seen Hollywood before? If it is your first time well
I, hope we’re gonna see you lots lots more.

[INGMAR BERGMAN:]
Listen, I am Ingmar Bergman! I demand to know where we’re going!

[LIMO DRIVER:]
Have a pleasant stay. Guess you travelled far. Here we are,
the studio, I’ll phone and tell them we’re not very far.

“Yes we’re passing through the studio gates right now. It won’t
be long.”

Someone will be down. Take you right upstairs. Have a pleasant
afternoon. I love your films, they have a foreign flair.

"Looks Aren't Everything"



I bought a car it's yellow
I drove around a lot
I caught a fish and fried it
I ate it on the spot - hot
And that's my year in review
With you things could be different

Looks aren't everything
Looks aren't everything
Looks aren't everything

By Jove I think I've got it
By Jove it's come at last
By Jove there's fingers on it
By Jove it's come at last

For the one who has made us all
Can't be seen even if you're tall
Looks aren't everything

Sleep sound and dream you've earned it
A most impressive day
Deeds and props rewarded
It's almost Saturday - say!

I like you more when the view and you are less than perfect

Looks aren't everything
Looks aren't everything
Looks aren't everything

Wake up the dawn's upon us
No don't go run and hide
I've got some jokes to tell you
And God is on your side

For the one who has made us all
Can't be seen even if you're tall

Looks aren't everything
Looks aren't everything

We'll move in to the city
Where we just bought a house
And nature's non existent
But there they under stand that

Looks aren't everything

By Jove I think we've got it
By Jove it's come at last
By Jove there's fingers on it
By Jove it's come at last

For the one who has made us all
Can't be seen even by the tall
For the one who has made us all
Can't be seen even if you're tall.

"Looks, Looks, Looks"


Looks, looks, looks
You had sense, you had style, you had cash galore
Looks, looks, looks
You employed her and dressed her in formal fashion
Still you bore her because you ain't got a

Nose that's straight, a set of perfect teeth
You got a built-in seat, that makes you look effete
You know that looks, looks, looks, are why you rely on books

Looks, looks, looks
From the eye to the brain's just an inch or two
Looks, looks, looks
From the eye to the heart's only slightly farther
The smart grow smarter, but still can't compete
And they know deep down that they are scarred for life
And that a face can launch a thousand hips
It's gonna be all right
If it ain't, don't blame me, it's your looks

At night she masquerades her passion covered by a veil of calm
Say, put on your shoes
Say, put on your shoes
No use one look at her and anyone can tell that she's on fire

Spot her error
Spot her error
Spot her error
Well, now she's all over you

Looks, looks, looks
No, it's not very hard to make history
Looks, looks, looks
Just some cavalry and a good uniform that fits in places
where everyone tends to look and marvel
At the way you lead them on and
Look and marvel at the way you win because of
Looks, looks, looks
As long as you're long on looks

Spot her error, [etc.]

Looks, looks, looks
Far away, close at hand, it's the only thing
Looks, looks, looks
On the seas in the sand, any place is laced with those who have it
And those who can only look

"Lost And Found"



Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man, careless man
Too bad, too bad, too bad, too bad
Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man, careless man
And all the streets are paved tonight, and we won't be their slaves tonight
And I ain't gonna feel bad at all, feel bad at all
Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man, careless man
Too bad, too bad, too bad, too bad
Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man, careless man
He's Robin Hood by accident
I need it more than he does and
I surely will not feel bad at all, feel bad at all, feel bad at all, feel bad at all, feel
bad at all, feel bad at all

Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man, careless man
Oh is there anybody out there by the name of Mister Jones?
No? No? Well, I tried
Lost and found, lost and found, lost and found, lost and found
Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man, careless man
Too bad, too bad, too bad, too bad

Lost and found, a wallet from a man, careless man, careless man
We sailed across the Barbary Sea, with Nina, Pinto, and Marie
And none of us will feel bad at all, feel bad at all,
feel bad at all, feel bad at all, feel bad at all, feel bad at all, feel bad at all
Yes, all the streets are paved tonight, and we won't be their slaves tonight
And I ain't gonna feel bad at all, feel bad at all
Lost and found, lost and found, lost and found, lost and found

"Lots Of Reasons"



Lots of reasons why I'm chasing you
Lots of reasons only you will do
The way you look is like a movie star
Lots of reasons why I've gone this far
Everybody you'll find me on your trail

Lots of problems but I will not fail
You're intelligent but that's no threat
I've been reading every chance I get

And I'm closer to you each day
But you manage to slip away
But I'll never give up on you
I could be fifty
I could be sixty
I could be seventy
I could be eighty

Lots of reasons why I will not fail
You're a walkin' talkin' Holy Grail
I got stamina and I got shoes
And I gotta nothing else to do

And I'm closer to you each day
But you manage to slip away
But I'll never give up on you
I could be fifty
I could be sixty
I could be seventy
I could be eighty
I'm so close
I'm so close
I'm so close
I'm so close

Lots of times I thought of giving up
Lots of times I said, "Enough's enough"
Then I thought of what you mean to me
How you made a real fiend of me

And I'm closer to you each day
But you manage to slip away
But I'll never give up on you
I could be fifty
I could be sixty
I could be seventy
I could be eighty
I'm so close
I'm so close
I'm so close
I'm so close

Lots of reasons why I'm chasing you
Lots of reasons only you will do
I can feel a real affinity
Stirring up my masculinity

Lots of reasons
Lots of reasons
Lots of reasons
Lots of reasons, yeah

"Love Scenes"



Take it from the top
I hate to see "The End"
It doesn't matter 'bout the plot
Wish it weren't pretend
Once we've done the scene
And it ain't quite right
We should use the method, girl
And practice through the night

Now we do the look
Now we do the touch
Now we do the long embrace
And soon the real good stuff

Love scenes, I know that the two of us could play
Love scenes, I know that you'd like it and you'll say
With you and me it's love scenes

I think I know the part
My motivation's fine
You be the director and
Let's turn this into art

Once again the look
Once again the touch
Once again the long embrace
And now the real good stuff

Love scenes, I know that the two of us could play
Love scenes, I know that you'd like it and you'll say
With you and me it's love scenes

Love scenes, I just wanna play them all the time
Love scenes, why don't you join me anytime
Love scenes, I know that the two of us could play
Love scenes, I know that you'd like it and you'll say
With you and me it's love scenes

"Love-O-Rama"



Trains are leaving from the station

(Hop on board for Love-O-Rama)
Goin' for that sweet sensation
(Hop on board for Love-O-Rama)
Brothers, sisters, all invited
(Hop on board for Love-O-Rama)

All your love will be requited
(Love him, love her, Love-O-Rama!)

You'll feel my love and then you'll know
You'll feel my love and then you'll know
You'll feel my love and then you'll know
You'll feel my love and then you'll know
Love-O-Rama, will it move me up?

(Ain't no doubt about Love-O-Rama)
Is it liable to improve me?
(Ain't no doubt about Love-O-Rama)

In the moonlight, nothing fancy
(Ain't no doubt about Love-O-Rama)
Don't go pulling a Polanski
(Love him, love her, Love-O-Rama)

You'll feel my love and then you'll know
You'll feel my love and then you'll know
You'll feel my love and then you'll know
You'll feel my love and then you'll know

Get on up, man, time is flying
(Love him, love her, Love-O-Rama)

Someone needs you, someone's crying
(Love him, love her, Love-O-Rama)
Final call for Love-O-Rama
Final call for Love-O-Rama

"Lucky Me, Lucky You"



We lie marooned on a tropical isle in the sun
Someday they'll come, take us back with a dumb "welcome home"
Until that day arrives
Lucky me, lucky you
Lucky me, lucky you

I'll lose my tan and the very next day you'll be gone
I'll get a job and I'll marry a marvelous blonde
Until that day arrives
Lucky me, lucky you
Lucky me, lucky you

Maybe the world has decided we died in that gale
We were the ones who they voted most likely to fail
Lucky me, lucky you
Lucky me, lucky you

"Madonna"


While the symphony played
I was starting to fade
'Til I woke with a cymbal crash
I turned to my right
You were gone, that's all right
These Platonic things are a burn

I walked out on the street
While the big city lights
Tried to sell me on a way of life
That I was already living

Well, a limousine longer than
The Golden Gate Bridge
Pulled up alongside me at the curb
All the glass was blacked out
So I knew there was somebody
Very important in there

Then the door opened up
And a blonde in the shadows said,
"Get inside."
And of course, I got inside

[Chorus]
Madonna, is that really you
Madonna, whatcha gonna do
Feelings only you can have
Never in the photograph
Feelings only you can have

Well, she took me back to her penthouse
And showed me all of her platinum records
And of course there were a lot
Then we sat on the sofa
And she turned on a classical station
But the reception was poor

And we sat there and talked
And talked a little more
And one things led to another

As they often do in these situations
All the stars are shining tonight for me
All the stars are shining tonight glory be

[Chorus]

In the morning
She fixed me a continental breakfast
And then she said, "Well, good-bye."
And I said, "Can I see you again?"
And she said, "No."

And I said, "Well, goodbye."
And I never told anyone about this
'Cause after all
It's none of their business what she or I did

"Marry Me"



Someone to bring me out
Someone to let me in
Someone, someone...
And all the eager-beaver men come watch away their blues
They place themselves in place of me and face to face with you
And each pretend, you're loving him but that's not very true
Cause you're not acting, nor am I though I could use some proof

Marry me, marry me, what's the story
Though a thousand hungry people try to crash our story
But no one in that darkened world
Need ever know but I know
Marry me

A happily-ever-after does that seem to much to ask?
With trees and tots and stucco walls and fountains in the back
And lawns that you or I can mow and neighbours who will chat
About important issues and the state of this 'n that

Marry me, marry me, what's the story
Though a thousand hungry people try to crash our story
But no one in that darkened world
Need ever know but I know

Marry me
Someone to bring me out
Someone to let me in

Someone to bring me joy
Somebody near me
Somebody near me
Somebody nearly me
The purple mountains majesty above the fruited plain
Is peeling off the wall of Lucky's Miramar Motel

Marry me, marry me, what's the story
Though a thousand hungry people try to crash our story
But no one in that darkened world
Need ever know but I know
Marry me…

Someone to bring me out
Someone to let me in
Someone to bring me joy
Somebody near me
Somebody near me
Somebody nearly me

Marry me, marry me, what's the story
Though a thousand hungry people try to crash our story

"Metaphor"



A metaphor is a glorious thing,
A diamond ring,
The first day of summer
A metaphor is a breath of fresh air,
A turn-on,
An aphrodisiac

Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors

Use them wisely,
Use them well,
And you'll never know the hell of loneliness

A metaphor is a popular place,
A pocket space,
A multiplex showing,
A remake whose action is louder than words,
She whispers "can we be going, going?"

Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors

Use them wisely,
Use them well,
And you'll never know the hell of loneliness

Whose up for a metaphor?
(We're up for a metaphor)
Are you chicks up for a metaphor?
(Yes, we're up for a metaphor)

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't mix them
(We, we, we won't mix them)
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't mix them
(We wouldn't dream of mixing them)

Use them wisely,
Use them well,
And you'll never know the hell of loneliness

A metaphor is a glorious thing,
A diamond ring,
The first day of summer
A metaphor is a fresh air,
A turn-on,
An aphrodisiac

Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors

A metaphor is a glorious thing,
A diamond ring,
The first day of summer
A metaphor is a breath fresh air,
A turn-on,
An aphrodisiac

Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors

Use them wisely,
Use them well,
And you'll never know the hell of loneliness

A metaphor is a glorious thing,
(Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig)
A metaphor is a breath of fresh air,
(Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig)
A metaphor is a glorious thing,
(Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig)
A metaphor is a breath of fresh air,
(Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig)

Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors,
Chicks dig, dig, d-i-g, dig, dig metaphors

Use them wisely,
Use them well,
And you'll never know the hell of loneliness

"Mickey Mouse"



Can you raise both your hands and clap 'em
Can you say, "sure, I'll always try"
Can you make friends among people and animals
Basically, everything is easy
Give it a try, you'll see I'm right
Cause if a mouse can be special, well so can you

And my name is Mickey Mouse
To the right is Minnie Mouse
And we own a little place in Disneyland, California

Let's have a party and be happy
Can we invite our closest friends
We can ask Donald Duck, Pluto, and all the gang

And my name is Mickey Mouse
To the right is Minnie Mouse
And we own a little place in Disneyland, California

Well, you should try to smile, dear
Get yourself a pet deer
dog
cat
bird
pig
lamb
horse
cow

"Miss The Start, Miss The End"



Neither has a predilection, neither has an afterthought
and neither chair gets warm at all and neither
takes their jacket off
For this they'll pay the same money to see the event
as you and I and we'll see it all

They've never seen a curtain rise, a kick-off or the
final gun and never have they seen the titles
flashing cross the rising sun
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I will be silent again
Quiet now, It's all gonna begin

Miss the start, miss the end
'Cause they're such very good friends
And there are things to be loved and things to only attend
Miss the start, miss the end

The opening bars and the closing bars might as well not exist
They're not needed, needed, really needed
You and I have got to see the start
You and I have got to see the end

We need more than just each other
So much more than just each other
They don't need more than each other
Not much more than just each other

They don't need the total picture, just a drawing of each other
hung inside their bungalow, where wondrous things
are all discovered
You and I must see how it starts and ends
And tell them what they missed once again

"Modesty Plays (New Version)"



Modesty Plays Modesty Plays
Modesty Plays Modesty Plays

She may like caviar and cocktails
She may like symphonies and sun
But underneath the gown and high heels
She's like a fully loaded gun

Modesty Plays Modesty Plays
Modesty Plays Modesty Plays

The world is running out of heroes
The world is running out of time
Where are those martial arts maneuvers
We're getting massacred by crime

Well listen buddy don't you worry
She may not look like Genghis Khan
And she may talk about her manicure
But she can sure get things done

Modesty Plays Modesty Plays
Modesty Plays Modesty Plays

Don't underestimate the lady
She may seem cultured and demure
But there's another side and careful
She'll hit you like a 2 x 4

The world is running out of heroes
And everybody's out on bail
As long as Modesty is on our side
Good will surely prevail

Modesty Plays Modesty Plays
Modesty Plays Modesty Plays

"Moon Over Kentucky"



I heard somewhere that they're stamping, trampling all upon you
Your pocked face remains impassive though I know it hurts you

Moon over Kentucky
Take me with you
Full moon over Kentucky
Leave this mooring and seek some new rendezvous

Cut your ties with this possessive mother, she'll destroy you
Cut your ties and find another one who will respect you

Moon over Kentucky
Take me with you
Full moon over Kentucky
Leave this mooring and seek some new rendezvous

You've been waiting for your first encounter, what a letdown
I'm just finishing my first encounter, what a letdown

Moon over Kentucky
Take me with you
Full moon over Kentucky
Leave this mooring and seek some new rendezvous

"More Than A Sex Machine"



I earned my reputation
Then, when it was expected
Now, there's a new equation
Who wouldn't feel dejected
But I'm much more than this

More than a sex machine
I really do exist
More than a sex machine

Well, happy happy birthday
You'll get what you had wished for
Art, talk and contemplation
Someone who is an eyesore

But I'm much more than this
More than a sex machine
I really do exist
More than a sex machine
More than a sex machine
More than a sex machine

Oh, what a time
That's what you said
You never asked
Are you well-read
You never sought a sensitive side
All that you said was, "ride, baby, ride."

But I'm much more than this
More than a sex machine
I really do exist
More than a sex machine
I may not be poetic

Still phony rhymes with phony
I may be too athletic
Too healthy and too tony

But I'm much more than this
More than a sex machine
I really do exist
More than a sex machine

How should I look
What should I say
How should I move
What sense is conveyed

I'm much more than this
More than a sex machine
I really do exist
More than a sex machine

"Moustache"



A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

"Music That You Can Dance To"



Music that you can dance to
That and that alone is enough for me
Stark naked modern music
Hotter than your momma will ever be

Music that you can dance to
Cracks you like a whip but it feels so right
Outside the world is colder
Every single night it's another fight

So what's it gonna be
A symphony tonight
Perhaps a little jazz
All I wanna hear everyday, every night is

Music that you can dance to
Every single beat where it ought to be
Lip smacking good, good music
That and that alone is enough for me

So what's it gonna be
A symphony tonight
Perhaps a little jazz
I gotta, gotta move, to the beat to the beat tonight

Get up dear
Get up and try
Get up dear
Get up and fly
Get up hon
You're the one
Get up hon
Son of a gun
Shake it dear
Don't be shy
Shake it dear
Right in my eye
Shut up dear
Don't be weird
Get up dear
The boys are here

Music that you can dance to
Get yourself in tune with the real McCoy
No heavy message baby
Just the perfect blending of sex and noise

Get up dear
Get up and try
Get up dear
Get up and fly
Get up hon
You're the one
Get up hon
Son of a gun
Shake it dear
Don't be shy
Shake it dear
Right in my eye
Shut up dear
Don't be weird
Get out of here
The police are here

Music that you can dance to
That and that alone is enough for me
Stark naked modern music
Hotter than your momma will ever be

"My Baby's Taking Me Home"



Home, my baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home

As we walk through the morning rain
And the skies are clearing
And the streets are glistening
Streets named for New England trees
A rainbow forms
But we're both colorblind
But we can hear what others can't hear
We can hear the sound of a chorus singing

Home, my baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home